About

Humorless Queers is brought to you by friendly neighborhood queers, Alexis Goldstein and Kade Crockford. We cover Wall Street, Surveillance, LGBTQ issues, and all the terrible things in a way that doesn’t make you want to die. Usually.

If you want to support the show, you can subscribe to the show on our Patreon page for as little as $5 a month. You’ll get access to bonus content each month, and you’ll help us keep the show going!


Our theme for this show is the song “Missing You” by Jahzzar, also know as Javier Suarez. You can find his work at betterwithmusic.com. Theme music for BITCH PLEASE is “Hachiko (The Faithful Dog)” a song by The Kyoto Connection. And the theme for QUIT YOUR JOB is “Fortitude” by J.O. Font for our logo is by Marisa Passos.

Contact us at info at humorlessqueers dot com.